Band of the Hand

Recent contributors to the Doghouse site posted this:

So James White is the bad guy that wants your money, and Bono is the opposite? Hmmm...

To which the all-too-serious MacMan of the Doghouse replied:

Yes, though Mister White would argue the point (he'll argue any point) that any of his scratchy Mp3 diatribes is more music to his own flaired ears than anything Bono has done yet.

I once asked him if he ever listening to any real music (as opposed to Steve Camp who an immense blueberry and will be in the upcoming remake of Willy Wonka as Augustus Gloop) like Peter Gabriel? He began to argue with me that Peter and Gabriel were two different people in the Bible.

I agreed with him.

He then said I "didn't agree" with him because that put him in an impossible position and since ultimate truth is propositional and an impossible position is not possible, it was therefore I who disagreed with him even though, as I said, I agreed with him and was actually talking on a another track about a real musician and artist and not a no-talent loser like Camp.

So we agreed to disagree, once I agreed to be the one who was wrong because "White is Always Right".

I'd have a bumper sticker made of that but people would think whoever put one on their car was an arrogant white supremicist ass, when in fact...well you see the point.

I am going to create one on Cafe Press that says "In the Degree, but not Of the Degree: The James White Story."

I just wanna point out that WHITE (who shall hitherunto be referred to simply as "Mr. Boweeval" is charging $5 a piece for his little blue braclet (gosh shouldn't it be red?).

Bono's One.org also has Bands (checkit here). Ironically, they are White and say "One"...but omigosh...they are just a buck?

Mac would say one was "divisive" and the other "uniting". He is far too serious. He needs to loosen up. I mean his whole "mirroring" thing with White was far too gracious (I did like the first post though). I would have simply hired some thugs in Arizona to find White's one-room office and fill it with pig manure and put fresh urinal disks in his AMC Gremlin.

Dr. Thompson's favorite Warren Zevon song was "Lawyers, Guns and Money." White's version (done by Steve Camp) is "Arrogance, Shame and Money".

"No Compromise?" How about "White Is Right" ... or better..."No Sale?"

And Jesus Never Stops Throwing Up