tagged...kinda...sheesh, er...

Last book you bought:
The Ugly American by Graham Greene, though his Ministry of Fear might be more applicable. .
Last book you read:
Hey Rube, by Hunter S. Thompson. I miss him already.

Five books that mean a lot to you:

1. Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
2. Men Without Women
3. Bird by Bird
4. The Curse of Lono
5. stuff by that Sedaris kid

The DRONE

oh god... I just tried to listen to my first James White radio program.

It is supposed to be a live talk show but the only one talking is White (that fits).

It is supposed to be entertaining, but the only one laughing at White's jokes is White (that fits).

It's the James White Show!

Hot pocket anyone?

Stupid Fundagelical Tricks 138

Here is a "Church" that has excommunicated it's Democratic members.

Almost too bizarre to even comment on.

When someone leaves a steamy hunk of poo on your rug...and does it right in front of you, shock is a normal emotion.

Read the story here.

The guy at Daily Kos offers a reasoned and very respectful way of responding. I suggest you all take it. As for me, I figure we get some bricks and baseball bats and go down to Carolina and "explain" things to these Fascist inbred bastards (oops...that may be an oxymoron...oh what they hell... we are dealing with ubermorons anyway).




P.S. I thought it was just West Virginia that was utterly inbred.

Here is Scott

A non-entity with no thoughts, posts or viable members.

Objects in your mirror may be much larger than they appear.

Okay Scotty has risen from his foulness for yet another round with the Good Doctor. At least he is not a coward like J. White who runs at the first sign of reason and good sense (not to mention an argument he cannot answer).

Good for you SCOTT! Come get your beating. I need the exercise and you seem full of vim and vigor. Later I will send doctors to attend your many wounds and they will give you drugs to sooth your utterly sexually depraved mind.

Now to your insane ramblings! (Italics yours as you are utterly bent)

The "J-Man"??????? More irreverant foolishness from you filthy mouth. Wow!

What is wrong with "J-Man"? What filth is there in that?

It's a term of endearment you moron. The...gawd I cannot believe I have to spell this out to you..I am not even a believer, but even a non-believer knows more than you... okay..."J" as in "Jesus" as in "Joshua" as in "Yahweh to the Rescue" kinda J-man. Then "man" as supposedly "God became Flesh and dwelt among us" becoming a man ...Man!

Can you read?

Can you connect the dots?

It's at the VERY CORE of your religion you sack of wolverine nipple chips! Wake up and smell the myrrh. God you are a pestilence on humanity, and your neighbors hate you for good reason.

Next!

Hell will be hot for you.

The heat of hell comes from human darkness, alienation and self-absorption. Read some C.S. Lewis and get an education on all fronts.

And you have the guts to criticize J. White when you just did the same exact thing.

Man, you people are really heavily drugged. Look at your words "just did the same thing" as J. White.

No duh dipstick!! That was the whole point! How ugly is J. White now? I'm ugly too..but I'm just a cartoon. He has a mortgage and a fake degree and a few kids.

By the way....what a terribly immature and poor example you must be to your kids.

You are obviously a shameless child molester as, out of context you keep bringing up kids when I have none. Get help.

You definitely should be ashamed.

Not by the likes of you scumbag.

You are a disgrace!! PERIOD!

Period can be done like this "."

I am outta here! See ya heretic!!

Where is my heresy? But I agree you are definitley now Out There.

Stupid Funda-gelical Tricks Part 37

I did the unthinkable a few weeks back and wrote evangelist Pat Robertson a thank you note.

I did it because he pitched in with the One.org crowd, rising above partisan politics to try and bring relief to Africans, 6,500 a day, who are dying from disease or starvation.

I was so surprised to see his face on the One.org TV commercial. It made me think he might be a good guy under the weighty girth of his vast political agendas and the crap that has swirled around his various colonial aspirations.

Well shit. Now he has gone and done it, and I have already checked his official website and he is utterly unrepentant about his statements on ABC news recently. In the interview, Robertson made the following assertions:

* Robertson agreed with some his earlier statements that only Christians and Jews are qualified to serve in American government

* He suggested Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a communist because she worked for the ACLU

* Robertson insisted that federal judges who fail to share his worldview are a greater threat to the fabric of America than terrorism today, Nazis during WWII, and the Civil War

* He dismissed the significance of the 9/11 terrorists as “a few bearded-terrorists who fly into buildings”

Here is the video of the interview. Bring a barf bag.

It would be sad or funny, or both, if this guy did not have the money and clout he has.

I just asked Jesus what he thought. He said "Pat who?..let me go check. I'll get back to you." But I know what his reaction will be...And Jesus Never Stops Throwing Up.

(apologies to Jesus for the rendition above. The J-Man is cool, and has, in reality, stomached much much worse).