Oh Scott call 911 and report yourself!

Oh Scott you sick little focker
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The following loathsome filth comes from a guy who hasn't got the balls to identify himself as anything else but "Scott" with no trail or tail.

His rancid mindlessness is here revaled with appropriate sanctions and prescriptions from Dr. Malraux.
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Sick and Sad...ur! Are you a child molester too or is that just your "fictitious" side and how do you excuse the rest of your sins? Whether you agree with me or not....FOR SURE...you will be held accountable for you hatefulness and every single hateful word out of your divisive mouth.

Er...I'm a cartoon character..you are real... I can be dropped off a cliff and...next scene? Hello!

You on the other hand are in deep kaka. Look at your hateful works and sickness above and how it oozes like deadly pus out of your every orifice.

Being a fiction, I have no children, nor do I associate with them (except when they write me, like you). Yet utterly out of the blue you mention "child abuse".

Is this obvious or what?

You smell like mister White whose accusations have no basis in anyone's reality but come out of thin air (like why would you accuse me of child molestation?)

There is an old saying "the wicked flee where no man pursues". It is also true that the wicked accuse where they alone are guilty.

You are swine.

Your very immature.

Dr. Malraux sticks his tongue out and says "Nah nah". Being youthful is much better than being swine.

Your excuses sound juvenile and I can tell you that you do not bear the fruit of a Christian in what you say.

Who said I was a Christian? I respect them..the real ones that hold to faith hope and love...but your kind reveal yourselves in the light of day like spiritual vampires...woo-hoo..gone!!! (my apologies to vampires everywhere).

Irregardless of James Whites sins and standing....your's are much worse.

Oh tit for tat huh? So what are James White's sins? And why does he not own them? Who gets to decide who is "worse"? You Scotty?

You stink like a filthy rag.

I bath regularly. I assure you I am very fragrant.

I wrote Mac on the other thing. He is a Christian. I am not. He said that the best of every Christian's "righteousness was like filthy rags" and that it was a point in your religion.. something about it being a "leveler".

He said something about a guy named Isaiah? Cool name. Is he your pastor?

The demons of Hell have embraced your heart and your mind and you try to speak out of both sides of your mouth.

Actually the demons of hell have now embraced your colon.

I took your words to heart about mouth. I tried to do what you suggested and speak out both sides. First the left..then the right. But I looked like an idiot. You need a bonafide dummy to do this right and you have not left your phone number.

Better one word out of one mouth.

Your of your father, Satan.

Actually my father's name is Ferdinand. He would be most offended. His solicitors will call on your bufu-dors in the morning. May all go well. In the meantime, try and calm down and take a pill perhaps.

There are plenty of blogs warning about you and an effort is quietly underway to try to find out which church you attend to contact your pastoral leadership....

I do not attend any church so good luck. I think the more "quiet time" you folks spend trying to do this kind of stuff the better. It will leave you no time to bother real, and decent, folk.

But it is not so quiet my friend. I have heard the inane guglings and bowel-esgue movements going on. They are not lost on me...and my, er...freind. No No...we are onto you like a duck on a...er..another duck..oh forget that...this is all nonsense. Can I get my 25 cents back from your vibrating religious bed?

Now Scott, I'd find your dying church, but you are such a coward that you list no info on your cowardly life. How sad. "Uh...hi..I am Scott...I am a hopeless...er...fill in the blank".

it seems you may not have any. You are a hate monger. Did you say you have children? Do you molest your children and excuse it away. Your despicable! Last word......you scum.

I have no children. The fact that you read my postings and then went to child molestation means you should be reported immediately. It exists solely in your heart and soul you sick individual. You need to report yourself immediately so no one is hurt.

For scum, I suggest using Limeaway for those tough stains.

Please get help. I would help you except my bodyguards might just beat you with a pipe because you are so evil.*

* Note: all physical references are purely metaphorical for I would have pity on this moron and probably help him get proper medication and help.

He Can Run But Cannot Hide

The above Comic Book cover is for real. A minion of White created it.

But let's take stock before we proceed to the inevitable beatings.

Most, or some, of what you are about to read is true. The rest is just good fun and for your entertainment and edification.

The MacMan knows this flaming retard White...a small-minded plump mini-me of a man of no small reputation (for shameless cowardice and for fouling the Internet and many a Jr. High School gymnasium with his sordid debate tactics).

Like a fool, the Macman tried to use reason and a few literary devices to smoke this scoundrel out. It had moderate success. To his credit, White's minions crawled away, one by one, after Mac beat them like a gong. These files are on record here...but Mac tells me there will be no more of this nonsense on a site as serious as The Doghouse.

But he is a rank amateur and far too fair and kind.

I am not.

So it was with some glee that I received the following short note from him a few days ago...

Dear Dr. Malraux,

I have had enough of this. Your suggestion that hyperbole would work on this unseemly character has yielded more obstinance. Worse, I never got my award. Nothing seems to deter his vicious attacks on others, both inside the faith and outside it. He is a menace but beyond my abilities. Plus, being "like him" makes me feel dirty. Just yesterday I had to take a 2 hour shower and read most of the book of Psalms to feel cleansed. I do not think my Bible will ever be the same (it's all thick and puffy now).

So I "deliver him over to you" good doctor for the destruction of his massive ego and greed. You might be able to save him...I dunno. His head is massive (see here) and therefore I suggest...oh heck..what do I know? I'm at my wit's end. Good luck and send me the bill later. It's a tax write-off.

Well, you can hear both the frustration in his words, and perhaps a bit of whining. Mac's a good man, but an utter wuss. I'd flog him like a dead rat if he was not a foot and a half taller than me...and strangely, a man who owns a humongous Scottish Sword that could cleave and Hummer in half if he brought his full weight down. I dunno..I'd have to catch him in his sleep...which I can do anytime because I rarely sleep.

THE ART and THE COMIC

Well just have a look at the above. It's all there!

Any normal human not pumped up with dangerous drugs, alcohol or pure white-cane hubris would shamfully lurk away from such a depiction...especially if you are not a tall muscular highland warrior, but instead a short pudgy coward in a bad suit who is headed for the nearest Krispy Kreme.

It's just not right and it is an utter embarassment.

But there are moments in the art that do ring true (look again above). Look at the "glee" in the face of the attacker. That is real. Why he is wearing sunglasses I do not know. Maybe it is because he read somewhere that Bono does.

Anyway...yadda yadda yadda...sword set to strike you dead...people crying and running away...a monkey dressed in a weird outfit...James with muscles...it is all very "Jack Chick"... all very sick, twisted and utterly wrong.

There is a level of religious perversion here that is not attainable by any average sinner. We simply cannot keep up.

Then the catch-phrase "Read my Book!!!" really drills home the true message.

Oh God. I just saw it.

Now those of you who know me know I am not a religious man at all. No I think it ruinous and destructive for most of the planet. In other words, it is hard to turn my stomach on these issues...but seeing White's own book about the Bible strapped laciviously to his own loins is beyond any parody I might think of in my most depraved nightmare.

Poor Mrs. White. Imagine this a-hole bearing down on you (see above) after a particularly bad debate. Fat head...shit-eating grin of lust...and you gotta read his book first if you are to get the slightest tiny bit of satisfaction in the midst of his attack!

The real beatings, Mr. Boweeval, have just begun.

Mac beat you like a gong, yet with mercy and you had room to repent.

Your day is now over. You will crawl under a pile of stones and wish you were never born before this is over. It is still not to late to stop your reign of mediocrity.

Band of the Hand

Recent contributors to the Doghouse site posted this:

So James White is the bad guy that wants your money, and Bono is the opposite? Hmmm...

To which the all-too-serious MacMan of the Doghouse replied:

Yes, though Mister White would argue the point (he'll argue any point) that any of his scratchy Mp3 diatribes is more music to his own flaired ears than anything Bono has done yet.

I once asked him if he ever listening to any real music (as opposed to Steve Camp who an immense blueberry and will be in the upcoming remake of Willy Wonka as Augustus Gloop) like Peter Gabriel? He began to argue with me that Peter and Gabriel were two different people in the Bible.

I agreed with him.

He then said I "didn't agree" with him because that put him in an impossible position and since ultimate truth is propositional and an impossible position is not possible, it was therefore I who disagreed with him even though, as I said, I agreed with him and was actually talking on a another track about a real musician and artist and not a no-talent loser like Camp.

So we agreed to disagree, once I agreed to be the one who was wrong because "White is Always Right".

I'd have a bumper sticker made of that but people would think whoever put one on their car was an arrogant white supremicist ass, when in fact...well you see the point.

I am going to create one on Cafe Press that says "In the Degree, but not Of the Degree: The James White Story."

I just wanna point out that WHITE (who shall hitherunto be referred to simply as "Mr. Boweeval" is charging $5 a piece for his little blue braclet (gosh shouldn't it be red?).

Bono's One.org also has Bands (checkit here). Ironically, they are White and say "One"...but omigosh...they are just a buck?

Mac would say one was "divisive" and the other "uniting". He is far too serious. He needs to loosen up. I mean his whole "mirroring" thing with White was far too gracious (I did like the first post though). I would have simply hired some thugs in Arizona to find White's one-room office and fill it with pig manure and put fresh urinal disks in his AMC Gremlin.

Dr. Thompson's favorite Warren Zevon song was "Lawyers, Guns and Money." White's version (done by Steve Camp) is "Arrogance, Shame and Money".

"No Compromise?" How about "White Is Right" ... or better..."No Sale?"

And Jesus Never Stops Throwing Up

A Rolling Stone Tramples the Dross

Response to the Rolling Stone article on Fundagelicals (there text is regular, my responses in italics):


“RECLAIMING AMERICA FOR CHRIST.”

This is the banner cry of the Fundagelical Dominatrix Church of the Divine Me-ism. It assumes, among many things, that America once belonged to Christ, which it never has, and His agenda is to “claim” this nation (which is His fav) in true neo-colonial fashion.

How convenient. And how utterly stupid.

Christ came, and comes to love, to meet, and to redeem every nation as lost as ours. That’s His intention now except He can’t get anyone to listen to Him as these idiots blather on with war, greed, power, hatred and bigotry in their hearts and a good cappuccinoesque froth coming out of their mouths.


“These are the evangelical activists behind the nation's most effective political machine -- one that brought more than 4 million new Christian voters to the polls last November, sending George W. Bush back to the White House and thirty-two new pro-lifers to Congress.”

True. And for every one million of them, there are 2 million Christians so disgusted by this asinine prattle that they are tempted to become Buddhists.

They are embarrassing us. And Jesus never stops throwing up.

Meet the Dominionists -- biblical literalists who believe God has called them to take over the U.S. government.
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Can you say Constantine? Can you say Crusades? I like the way you say that!”

These people are not biblical literalists. They have long since stopped reading the prophets or Jesus. These are “"American Religionists"” who have dropped all Gospel notions in favor of power, greed, expansionism, legalism and a host of really bad musical bands, silly lyrics and really horrific art.

Spiritually, they all have old Chevy’s on their front lawns up on blocks and have a tendency to be theologically inbred.

As the far-right wing of the evangelical movement, Dominionists are pressing an agenda that makes Newt Gingrich's Contract With America look like the Communist Manifesto. They want to rewrite schoolbooks to reflect a Christian version of American history, pack the nation's courts with judges who follow Old Testament law, post the Ten Commandments in every courthouse and make it a felony for gay men to have sex and women to have abortions. In Florida, when the courts ordered Terri Schiavo's feeding tube removed, it was the Dominionists who organized round-the-clock protests and issued a fiery call for Gov. Jeb Bush to defy the law and take Schiavo into state custody. Their ultimate goal is to plant the seeds of a "faith-based" government that will endure far longer than Bush's presidency -- all the way until Jesus comes back.

That’s a decent synopsis. Which means it is about POWER not St. Paul’s hierarchy of “faith hope and love...but the greatest of these is love” nonsense, right?

Just to set the record straight. Jesus comes back when things are really shitty and utterly wrong and not when His self-appointed moron/minions are in power and ruling the everyone like Egypt ruled the Israelites.

Look, the last Pope apologized hundreds of years after the atrocities of The Crusades…How’s gonna buy the rap for all this crap?

'Christian nation' means something else entirely to these Dominionist leaders. This movement is no more about following the example of Christ than Bush's Clean Water Act is about clean water."

Good one. He made a “funny”.

"Our job is to reclaim America for Christ, whatever the cost," Kennedy says. "As the vice regents of God, we are to exercise godly dominion and influence over our neighborhoods, our schools, our government, our literature and arts, our sports arenas, our entertainment media, our news media, our scientific endeavors -- in short, over every aspect and institution of human society."

And Jesus Never Stops Throwing Up.

Jesus actually already paid the “cost” by doing the reversal of power-mongering and becoming a little baby…being like us in all things, but having compassion. His only problems were specifically with the power-mongers and ultra-religious. For God’s sake ROME was the dominant power of the day!

ROME you blood-sucking greed infested parasites! Did Jesus exercise “godly dominion” over Rome or do a whole other deal?

You guys should really put down the “Purpose Driven Gated-Community Life in a Beemer” books and pick up the Bible.

At Reclaiming America, most of the conference is taken up by grassroots training sessions that supply ministers, retirees and devout churchgoers with "The Facts of Stem-Cell Research"

Actually, I think the Holy Spirit, historically, does the ultimate Stem-cell research, but would enjoy some correspondents.

or "Practical Steps to Impact Your Community with America's Historical Judeo-Christian Heritage."

Meaning how can we turn the clock back to rural Georgia 1954.

In their spare time, conference-goers buy books about a God-devised health program called the Maker's Diet or meet with a financial adviser who offers a "biblically sound investment plan."

And Jesus Never Stops Throwing Up.

Amway meets the Mall , meets Zig Ziglar, meets Newt in the backseat getting a blowjob while we send off massive troops to dominate the world’s oil fields.

"We have a right, indeed an obligation, to govern," says David Limbaugh, brother of Rush and author of Persecution: How Liberals Are Waging War Against Christianity. Nothing gets the Dominionists to their feet faster than ringing condemnations of judicial tyranny. "Activist judges have systematically deconstructed the Constitution," roars Rick Scarborough, author of Mixing Church and State. "A God-free society is their goal!"

A “God-free society” may not be the Dominionist’s goal, but if they keep this agenda they will likely succeed. “Gospel” is “good news”. These people not only love bad news, they wallow in it and create it on a mass societal scale.

It helps that Dominionists have a direct line to the White House: The Rev. Richard Land, top lobbyist for the 16-million-member Southern Baptist Convention, enjoys a weekly conference call with top Bush advisers including Karl Rove. "We've got the Holy Spirit's wind at our backs!"

The original wind was inclusive and united a whole host of folk from different nations in faith, hope and love (Acts). This “wind” is divisive and mere human wind breakage in every sense of the word. This is not a wind you want at your back, front or otherwise. It stinkeths.

Cass urges conference-goers to stack school boards with Dominionists. "The most humble Christian is more qualified for office than the best-educated pagan," says Cass, an anti-abortion activist who led a takeover of his school district's board in San Diego. "We built quite a little grass-roots machine out there. Now it's my burden to multiply that success all across America."

Yes, just like Cass wants his humble Christian neighbor to perform open heart surgery on his wife and have the same one set the bone of his son’s leg instead of a qualified and pagan doctor. Somehow I doubt that most severely.

On the other hand, if these Fundagelicals begin to practice what they preach, as Cass suggests, there will be a lot less of them in twenty years…like Christian Scientists.

Cass also presents another small-town activist, Kevin McCoy, with a Salt and Light Award for leading a successful campaign to shut down an anti-bullying program in West Virginia schools. McCoy, a soft-spoken, prematurely gray postal worker, fought to end the program because it taught tolerance for gay people -- and thus, in his view, constituted a "thinly disguised effort to promote the homosexual agenda." "What America needs," Cass tells the faithful, "is more Kevin McCoys."

Yes, what America needs is more disgruntled postal employees with an angry agenda against others. And let’s throw in some McCoys and Hatfields as well to make it interesting!

While the dominionists rely on grass-roots activists to fight their battles, they are backed by some of America's richest entrepreneurs. Amway founder Rich DeVos,

Knew they’d show up. Economic cultists.

...a Kennedy ally who's the leading Republican contender for governor of Michigan, has tossed more than $5 million into the collection plate. Jean Case, wife of former AOL chief Steve Case...

Internet cultists.

...whose fortune was made largely on sex-chat rooms -- has donated $8 million. And Tom Monaghan, founder of Domino's Pizza,

Fast Food cultists.

...is a major source of cash for Focus on the Family, a megaministry working with Kennedy to eliminate all public schools.

Fucking Focalists.

In today's climate, however, he's (Jones) got a chance of passing his pet project, the Houses of Worship Free Speech Restoration Act, which would permit ministers to endorse political candidates from their pulpits, effectively converting their tax-exempt churches into Republican campaign headquarters.

This should backfire on them. Imagine an energized backlash from educated and deeply spiritual Christians in mainline denominations like the Episcopalians, Presbyterians, Methodists and others, like the Emergent church and house churches and the disenfranchised not at all taken with a Gospel of intolerance, greed, hate, colonialism and fear?

"America is under assault!" Jones thunders as his aides dash around the sanctuary snapping PR photos.

Er, actually, to be accurate, since 9/11 it is everyone else who is under attack by America pretty much.

"Everyone in America has the right to speak freely, except for those standing in the pulpits of our churches!"

He said freely from his pulpit.

"You cannot have a strong nation that does not follow God," Jones preaches, working up to a climactic, passionate plea for a biblical republic. "God, please -- God, please -- God, please -- save America!"

Yes, Lord, please save us from this religious thugs. You have always hated the religious bigots..please... please...please strike them with dime-sized lip herpes! The big painful ones where they cannot speak and simply whine a lot.

Even Rome was better than this...it gave us a good road system, the aqueduct, and Jesus and His disciples something to work with.

What do we do with all this putrid mess?

And Jesus Never Stops Throwing Up.

A Modest AstroProposal

Back pain is diminished by some muscle relaxers that left me feeling like a bug in the middle of a cock fight...SHUDDER...or perhaps like most Iraqi citizens who have been liberated times 1,000. Either way, it became obvious to me in my drug-induced state that the simple and hyperbolic answer to all our problems is to simply round up the hate-mongering, greed-infested so-called Christian activists who have hijacked the entire country (and several parts of the world), and either put them all to sleep quietly, or lock them in the Astrodome and fill it every other hour, alternately, with helium, and then laughing gas.

It's the only logical and final solution and my own modest proposal.

For you FBI agents watching, that is what we writers call satire. So take off your shiny boots and take a pill, er...muscle relaxer.

It happens...

Geez...just when I get a good rant, some Fundagelical wises up! Checkout One.org. Pat Robertson goes on TV not for himself, but for an end to AIDS and world hunger alongside Brad Pitt, Bono, Penelope Cruz, Eddie Vetter and a long list of folk who want to make it happen. Good for you Pat. I'd still give you a noogie if I had the chance...but yer looking good. Checkout the video here.

Jesus has a Bad Week.

Ned Flander's in front of his Holy Land Theme Park.
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It’'s been a rough week for Jesus. 189 new mindless megachurches opened across America (some of them in shopping malls), His Holiness died in Rome, people continue to ignore His commandments about not hating, killing and judging each other, and now this, the announcement that some Ditz in the UK is going to open “Holyland” a Biblical theme park. (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1544218,00.html).

An excerpt from the London Tines:

The complex would offer visitors the chance to slide down the Tower of Babel before climbing aboard Noah’s Ark, parting the Red Sea and felling Goliath with a laser-guided slingshot.

Before leaving Ark Alive, billed as the place “where Disney meets the Bible”, children would also have the experience of expulsion from the Garden of Eden, being swallowed by a whale, escaping from a lion’s den and walking on water.

Ignoring God’s promise that he would never need another Ark, the developer plans to house the whole park in a gigantic spanking new four-story high Ark. The developer has insisted it is a vision from God. Now she just needs a gazillion of God’s Faithful to cough up the bucks, er pounds, to make it happen.

The reason for her ire is a lack of biblical or religious education in Britain. Apparently, “only 48 per cent of Britons knew that Easter was a celebration of the Resurrection, while 64 per cent had no idea that Rowan Williams was the Archbishop of Canterbury. “

According to WCJ sources the study went on to reveal even more disturbing news…that 33 percent of all Britons believe Easter is a celebration of the Canterbury Bunny, and that Rowan Atkinson is the Archbishop of Cadbury.

The developer cited the existence of a Christian theme park in America “The Holy Land Experience in Orlando, Florida, where tourists eat ice creams on the Via Dolorosa as Jesus, played by an actor, is kicked and spat upon by Roman soldiers before being ‘nailed’ to a cross that is raised by a hydraulic motor.”

And Jesus never stops throwing up.

Well, Jesus wants this done right if it’s gonna be done in His name. So the fix is in to add a few more attractions to make this “biblical” theme park truly authentic and relevant.

So, after being expelled from the re-fashioned Garden of Eden, sibling rivals will be encouraged to re-enact the offerings and actions of Cain and Abel (of course using holographic imaging for the death blow that one of the siblings will administer to their sibling (s). The chosen child will then receive a washable “Mark of Cain” tattoo to be proudly displayed on their forehead the rest of the day.

For children over 18, the David and Bathsheba ride will take them through the true realities of love and lust, including a steamy, but tastefully done, sex scene and then watch Uriah the Hittite (played by a Scotsman for cultural relevance) being left alone in battle with his last words echoing in their brains… “"Freedom!”" then "“Uh-oh. I’m fooked!”"

In the “Mysteries of the Bible” area there will be a tribute to the Parbar mentioned in 1 Chronicles 26. Since no one knows what the hell a Parbar is, there will be a simple cloaked area that says “Parbar Coming Soon”.

Dave Paisley, over at the Disaster Area blog, suggested a ride or event that would come from Judges 19, where a concubine is raped all night long and then her master cuts her into pieces in the morning and sends them all over Israel. That’d pack in the horror buffs, and would be sponsored by Federal Express Europe.

Then, let’s not forget the events of Holy Week. New Believer’s first coming to the theme park will get their first chance to deny Jesus on several occasions as they are questioned about their new beliefs. Lucky participants can dress up and participate in the ritual stoning of Stephen, and the top attraction will be a robotics exhibit of Judas hanging himself and his bowels gushing out.

Ew!

And let’s not forget the “Outta Sight…Outta Mind” Ascension of Jesus events every 35 minutes.

A food bazaar area will offer authentic biblical cuisine. Gall shakes , locusts draped in honey on a stick (like the infamous “crunchy frog”), unleavened bread and multiplying fish-sticks will add to the authenticity of the experience and served in a white-washed sepulcher box filled with Brood of Viper fries. Of course malt vinegar is included in typical British style.

In the Holyland theme park store you can purchase a myriad of crosses, decorative Shroud of Turin replicas and throw pillows, and action character sets like the Jonah and Whale Upchuck set, Woman Caught in Adultery set, and the Angel Healing Portico Set with timing bell.

As participants are leaving the park after a full day of biblical fun, they have to exit one of seven doors which lead to a common area where they will be greeted by the luminous angel of each of the churches mentioned in the Book of Revelation. Prizes or punishments will be handed out accordingly. Some will be gently "spewed out", but for the few who make it all the way, they will ride the boats to freedom down the “River of Life” and eat of the Tree of Life as they exit the Giant theme ark.

And Jesus never stops throwing up.

April First....a Great Day.... For me to ...

This just in from the whacky folks over at sojo.net:

Bush to replace Wolfensohn with Wolfowitz at World Bank; cites 'experiences,' similar name

When challenged as to Iraq war architect Paul Wolfowitz's fitness to replace James Wolfensohn as president of the World Bank, President Bush carefully detailed a long and distinguished list of qualifications: "...[H]e's a man of good experiences. He helped manage a large organization. The World Bank is a large organization; the Pentagon is a large organization - he's been involved in the management of that organization [actual quote]." Bush also added, "His proven ability to orchestrate the destruction of a country like Iraq and then predicate its re-development on the enrichment of U.S. corporations is proof enough of his ability to lead an organization with a record like the World Bank's."

When pressed further as to why other more qualified candidates were overlooked, and whether Wolfowitz's confirmation yesterday as World Bank president, combined with the appointment of U.N.-basher John Bolton as U.N. ambassador, could be seen as giving the finger to the rest of the world with both hands, Bush grinned sheepishly while answering: "Well, it was also because their names are alike - Paul Wolfywitz and that Wolfysohn guy there. I think names with 'Wolf' in them are cool. They're ferocious and powerful animals, and can strike at any second. That's important - whether you're helping poor loser countries get their act together, or making the Middle East safe for democracy. That's why I'm also naming Wolf Blitzer of CNN as Paul's replacement for Deputy Secretary of Defense. Otherwise I might have picked someone from Fox News - those guys are awesome. A fox is also a dangerous animal, but not as dangerous as a wolf, because wolfs [sic] are bigger. They're scary, and you don't mess with 'em. If I had a son, I would name him Wolf, or maybe Cougar."

http://www.sojo.net